Chat reblogged from ""I think she's bonkers."" - Elphaba Thropp with 88,563 notes
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Photo reblogged from Keep telling yourself that humans are weak. with 95 notes
Serious question.
Grilled cheese, of course.
Pastrami and Provalone on Dark rye, with sweet hot mustard and just a little mayo.
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Link reblogged from We are all Misha Collins with 25,732 notes
wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of…
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Video reblogged from adventure time with tree with 69,506 notes
this is definitely the best thing I’ve seen all week because I hate having to explain to people why I don’t like watching lesbian porn, and it’s exactly the reason that it isn’t made for lesbians. this video is just.. wow. A+, gold star, infinite brownie points.
probably the funniest video about porn i’ve seen since lemon whores
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Post reblogged from Believe In Yourself ❤ with 27,191 notes
imagine your icon teaching you how to kiss
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adding a period on the end of everything makes it sound sarcastic
lol.
haha.
youre so funny.
youre so hot.
of course i dont hate you.
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cooking with nicki
when u get ya spoon, tweet spoon
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Post reblogged from can u feel me with 218,057 notes
If my jokes offend you:
- I’m sorry.
- It won’t happen again.
- 1 & 2 are lies.
- You’re a pussy.
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wow i can’t believe lesbians shove their boobs up each other’s vaginas
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